Yesterday, Amanda over at A Patchwork of Books made the statement "I think glitter should be reserved for picture books, but that's just me."
I just left the following comment:
Glitter is a magnet for girls 2-6th grade. I could get them to read anything if a glittered up the cover.
By which I meant "if I glittered up the cover."
It's a statement I stand by, but which books would be most hilarious if we glittered them up? Glitter it to the point where, to quote MotherReader, "By the time I had finished reading the book, my hands looked like I had bitch-slapped Tinkerbell."
Get your thinking caps on and send me your most hilarious responses! It has to be something at a 2-6th grade reading level and really shouldn't be glittered.
I'm thinking maybe glittery Hatchet? (Which would be easy to do, because you just make a picture of the Hatchet all silver-glitter.)
What about Adventures of Tom Sawyer? (Glitter up a river? Or white glitter on the white-washed fence?)
What do you think?